Meet the MurKs
This is where you, the average joe, get to know a little more about the MurKGuild members from a safe distance. That having been said....
SOUND OFF SQUAD!!!​
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DARKDAYDREAMS - Shoot you, T-bag u, beat your body up a lil bit, send you a message about ya momma, kill you again for trying to comeback for revenge, have my friends bag u, read your angry message back to me, kill you one more time ('cause its easy), get your friends to bag u, send a message insinuating a sensitive relationship with another member of your family.....then send u a friend request....invite you to our party chat....as soon as you enter party I scream "my milk shake brings all the boys to the yard"....kick you out of our party...remove you from my friends list....repeat as necessary.​
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FaFaFresh - 1/2 Man, 1/2 Amazing, 5/3 Cannibal, 41% Beastmode, and 87% Monster...(so add the percentages...multiply by the denominator...invert em...wait..is there a 6% tax??) .....Ok...not so great at math but ridiculous with anything that slings bullets and provides the opportunity to humiliate kids worldwide. Why spray and pray when i can get collaterals with one perfectly placed sniper round on a regular basis? oh....and.....Im BATMAN​
​TheTalontedOne - Mr. Play-Any-Position, gettin it done from point blank range...with attitude...not afraid to pop domes from distance, but prefers that surprised look in their face when they get laid down, bagged, and otherwise humiliated. Tuck em in with 2 to the chin...then send em the video in HD super-slow-mo....
xxInsaneLoboxx - A little of this, a little of that, spraying bullets at anything that lives, moves, breathes, walks with a limp, is almost dead already or just takes up space. With a mouth that never stops running, talking smack about anyone with a gamertag, teabagging any corpse to be found and is always nice enough to smile as your vision fades to black. Lucky numbers include 7, 11, 13 and your mother. Once arrested for being black on a Tuesday...even though he's white...and it was Saturday.
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FCG Death - Same as FaFaFresh....eh...but Im better at math....and interior design....and less comfortable wearing spandex in public..eh..but i do it anyway 'cause BATMAN needs a Robin...even that still beats being Aquaman...eh...I met DARK playing Halo 3...now he's my personal hero...eh...in DARKDAYDREAMS we trust..Amen...ps...beware the mooses...wait.....meeses..nope stil not right..moosi???....whatever man.... o_O
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​​Click on the pics to see the Official Halo Reach stats.
M.I.A. Murk's
TheLastThingUC5 A.K.A L.T.​
DAVES10​98
​The glorious getaway driver, putting tread marks on
noobs faces. Anything with an engine is no match for this wheel man as he masterfully pilots the most
dangerous vehicles in the galaxy.... He would be glad to mow down your friends with a chain gun and he is not afraid to put his life in another man's hands and always has your back. ​
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Last seen on the Halo 3 Battlefield
- The original rage monster himself, he would teabag his own corpse if he could. So unrelenting in his pursuit of your death that you can feel his breath on your taint but don't be scared he will kiss your neck.
